...eaten bread delivered from a vending machine. Until today, that is. Yes, folks, right here, in our local Aldi store in Beuel, there is a vending machine which, upon pressing a button corresponding to either a loaf (three types available), a baguette, or ein Brezel, your still-warm baked delight will drop (or, for the loaves, be shot) into a holding compartment, waiting for you to grab it and bag it (or eat it). I've never seen anything quite like it, and, frankly, it's awesome.
The rest of Aldi is a discount market, with unbelievably cheap goods, and so far, they're not bad at all! Here's to saving Euros!